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What do you expect? they haven't done their million dollar dinner in florida yet.
This. This. This.
Are you a crook that has money?
Do you want a pardon?
Contact the trump administration TODAY!!!!
Do you have a structured settlement? Call DJ Trump! 877-GRIFT-NOW.
I don't really care for a $999,990 plate with $10 of shitty food.
No sir, you misunderstand.
This is the 21st century american version of paying for indulgences. However, we're not talking about holy sins, we're talking about a total pardon for all known and unknown crimes, immunity from prosecution by the government and perhaps even prosecution against any enemies you may have whom have not also paid for their million dollar dinner.
You're not just paying for the best plate of food available at the million dollar dinner for those paying the price, they're offering true honest to god fixing of whatever regulatory and legal hurdles you might have... and for a special price they can upgrade you to the gold tier which includes fixing supreme court judgements in nearly any case.
Act now! Dinner times and their benefits are limited for three years, death by natural causes or if impeached or otherwise removed from office. The sooner you buy, the sooner you win!
Are they that cheap?
Honestly, I don't know if we'll find out what the real bribe amounts are until some people's memoirs are published after they die or are out of the rat race in the US. It's too soon.
Million dollar dinners are a thing though that have hit the news multiple times this year. Who knows how much it costs to kiss the ring in reality, but you can bet your ass all these rich crooks getting pardons in the news right now have paid up... and the ones who have paid for those dinners seem to have the government on their side, so long as they do not say anything negative about the administration.