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Anon gets his life in order (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Are those divorce bells I'm hearing?

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why would they divorce? It sounds like OOP is doing everything his girl wants.

[–] liuther9@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Cause she will get bored and he will be never good enough

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

"she will get bored" a.k.a. she is young and wants to make lots of different experiences in life.

what if she's older and has already made these experiences?

[–] liuther9@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

You are right

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Because nobody wants to be married to a child.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

oh boy do i have news for you ...