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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago (16 children)

No one replying to this post like it's real is allowed to ever criticize anyone for being gullible ever again

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Haha I thought that too. "The cabinets will be locked" is the weirdest part imo. As if people spend hundreds or thousands of dollars installing locks in their own home so they can keep potential nannies out of the snacks.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I read that as locking the cabinets to keep the kids out. So they won't be able to grab candy or whatever.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Who has locks on their cabinets...?

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have the low cabinets in my kitchen and my fridge door "locked" with these little buckle things because my cat and dog can open them and like to try to steal/destroy things.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well yes I know about those. Presumably a nanny would be smart enough to open those. All you have to do is push down on them a little, if it's the same thing I've seen

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doubt a nanny with a masters could figure that out. One with doctorate might though.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 week ago

I dunno, I saw meme on Lemmy about someone getting their PhD in Physics; had to remind themself "the crocodile eats the little number" when it came to < and >.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

People who breed serial killers

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org -1 points 1 week ago

People with crotch goblins

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