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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Haha I thought that too. "The cabinets will be locked" is the weirdest part imo. As if people spend hundreds or thousands of dollars installing locks in their own home so they can keep potential nannies out of the snacks.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I read that as locking the cabinets to keep the kids out. So they won't be able to grab candy or whatever.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Who has locks on their cabinets...?

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org -1 points 1 week ago

People with crotch goblins

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