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[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 77 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm currently posting from secret hamas tunnels under the IRS building, your move ICE

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, didn't you get the memo that the secret Hamas tunnels moved under the new ballroom at the Whitehouse. Those tunnels can fit so many Hamas...

[–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They’re not in the new Epstein Ballroom, they’re in the student loan servers (they’re nice and cool like tunnels)

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

I hear they are actually in all 3 previously mentioned placed. Best to be safe and destroy all of them haha

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago

I'm at Mar-a-Lago using a pile of top secret documents as a table. No, the other pile of top secret documents

[–] Enzy@feddit.nu 3 points 1 week ago

You have no power here.