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Nice weather we're having (media.piefed.social)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY

[–] Klear@quokk.au 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I'M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

milkshakes are like 10$'s now

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i met a dog last week that showed me how to die

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*

[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

*pumpiserlou starts playing*

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.