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I hate it when Windows wants me to wear a suit. (lemmy.zip)

submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 36 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Question: What's worse as running gear: A pencil skirt... Or a garter belt.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 weeks ago

I did a double-take too, but she's wearing skin-colored shorts with a red stripe on them over tights.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Zoom in, shorts over leggings.

[–] cenzorrll@piefed.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

OK, but what about the lab coat?

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like it's actually just a coat (see the black cuffs and hood).

Hut lab coats are pretty comfortable. Woven so tightly that they block hair poking through them, so I imagine it works as a wind breaker pretty well (though, you're never supposed to leave a building with it on...)

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Light weight, but enough to block the wind a bit on the way to gym.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have worn neither, but have have once tried running with a towel wrapped around and I feel like a garter belt would be better.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 6 points 2 weeks ago

While I've never worn a garter belt myself, that does sound right to me.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

I've never had to run in a pencil skirt... yet 🤞 .