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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 83 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

if a woman used this line on me my response would be "wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 56 points 1 week ago (6 children)

*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY

[–] Klear@quokk.au 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)

ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I'M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!

[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

*pumpiserlou starts playing*

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