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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/39334581

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Bash was derived by a team of criminally insane programmers in the bowels of a South American asylum so deep in the jungle no country can rightfully claim it as its own. It is the product of the demented keystrokes of the damned, possessing a singular logic so alien that its developers can hardly be said to be human at all.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.