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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 104 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Trump doing that would be dark?

we still joke how Hitler wasn't that bad, because by the end he killed Hitler.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

He would never do that, he’s too narcissistic. Let the copious amounts of Filet o Fish and lack of vegetables do him in. I’m sure that would be a lot more painful and miserable than an instant gunshot.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't want him to die. I want him to be convicted, to be humiliated, and to suffer in prison.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

And then die in prison

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, but I would settle for it

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

It might be fast food. It might be ending civilization in a nuclear firestorm. Guess we're gonna find out!

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Narcissists commit suicide at a much greater rate than the general population, and it's a good thing they do. They're saving a bit of work for the rest of society. I'd be okay with sterilisation, but I won't complain about one less mentally ill monster on the streets.

[–] Bonson@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

A narcissist feels that no one else should have the honor of killing them other than themselves. A true narcissist death.

[–] DesolateMood@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the dark part is that the punchline is a man who killed himself on live television

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I will be disappointed if Trump dosent die infornt of a camera.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

Dunno. I'd be satisfied if he died on his own, forgotten, abandoned, somewhere cold and dark.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The difference is that Dwyer did it on live television, in a highly publicized press statement. Cameras didn't cut away.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump doing that would be so memeable though.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd buy a t-shirt for every unique camera angle.

Hope there is a slowmo hi res version.

Would make amazing album art

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

There was another recent shooting that was caught on camera and was being meme'd before the end of the day.