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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

She called me "fully functional"!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you are referring to sexuality, I am fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But can you train a cat to not jump on your computer desk?

Asking for a friend.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Pretty easily. If they're a friendly, affectionate cat, simple instruction and reinforcement can work pretty fast.

If they're an unruly pest of a cat, you have to make the desk uncomfortable for them to be on. Sometimes permanently.

If they're the kind of cat that only listens when you're around, it might have to be a bit of both.