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[–] markz@suppo.fi -1 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, I can see how that happens. But in my defense, I don't think any real person could have gone through this thought process to turn the obvious clues into the most unreasonable conclusion possible.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I think you are underestimating the amount of near braindead people posting shit on the internet. Sometimes a person really is as dumb as you were pretending to be.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 days ago

yeah and increasingly a lot of us have to deal with people this comedy illiterate in real life, too, who think comedy is when a stand-up says a slur. naivete as a joke in 2025 just… can't really land right unless you go full @BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz

[–] markz@suppo.fi 1 points 5 days ago

Sometimes a person really is as dumb as you were pretending to be.

I mean, plot holes on this meme?

Any chance that in hindsight those people could've been joking?

[–] jdnewmil@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is why they invented emoticons and emoji. On the Internet, no-one can tell you are smirking unless you tell them

[–] markz@suppo.fi 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm not convinced that a visual equivalent to a laugh track would've changed it for the better.

So you're telling me he slept with a clone? 🤣🤣🤣

[–] jdnewmil@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Personally I would have used a sarcasm escape: /s

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

The internet is method acting and some of us are in too deep to come out