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Anon asks out a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] argueswithidiots@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Maybe they don't attend church. Maybe they aren't even religious. How does this help anyone?

"Maybe they should join a crochet club and find a wholesome woman."

That's how ridiculous you sound.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I mean, crochet girls are pretty awesome, have you met any of them before?

[–] argueswithidiots@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

I have indeed. I've also met a lot of regular church attendees before, and some of them are the most morally bereft people I have ever encountered.

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

OPs girl sounded pretty crochety

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

I'm now going to hear crotchet every time I read crochet, thanks.

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 4 days ago

You don't have to be religious to pick up church girls, you just have to be kind. Then you can break them out