this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2025
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Maybe anon should try picking up a girl at church instead of the bar
Maybe they don't attend church. Maybe they aren't even religious. How does this help anyone?
"Maybe they should join a crochet club and find a wholesome woman."
That's how ridiculous you sound.
I mean, crochet girls are pretty awesome, have you met any of them before?
I have indeed. I've also met a lot of regular church attendees before, and some of them are the most morally bereft people I have ever encountered.