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Anon asks out a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Is it? I've known girls like this

Not to say this is a woman's issue, men can be assholes too, bit this is just the risk of approaching human beings

Pro tip: when people are with their friends they might feel the need to show off how cool they are or something, promoting responses like these. In my personal experiences, when in groups, kids and young adults tend to behave much more like an asshole whereas when they're alone all of the sudden they behave like themselves.

If this is a true story, had he approached buyer alone, she might still have rejected him but have not been such a bitch about it

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

Bad advice. Approaching a woman along lowers your chances dramatically. If so meme wants to date you, they will say yes with their friends around.

You're thinking high school.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

I don't know why someone would think this is just a story. Probably 66% of men have had similar experiences, been told that while the woman may be in the market, they aren't in the market for YOU. Guys like us get the message very early on that we are NOT what women are looking for. We have to make up for it in either earning potential or humor, or desperation by their female counterparts.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -2 points 4 days ago

I’ve known girls like this

Sure. Rich, gorgeous, and constantly looking for someone who reminds them of their father.

If this is a true story, had he approached buyer alone

It's not, he didn't, and the real killer lead in is to tell the woman you accept bitcoin as payment.