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[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 31 points 5 days ago (5 children)

What makes you think that girls are even real?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 16 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Everyone on the internet is either a man or a dog.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nice try. We know you're a frog!

[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

not true, some of us are cats

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

You son of a removed, I'm in.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

First the birds, then the girls?

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, I'm taking estrogen, so they're about to become real

If you can't get a big tiddy goth gf, become the big tiddy goth gf.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Hmmm... I remember an old lesson from the ancient times of the Internet, now long forgotten:

"Girl" is an acronym for "Guy In Real Life".

Checkmate; girls are a social construct!

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

What makes you think?