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Thats why she cant find a man! Lesson here dont approach women that say “they cant find a man” there is a reason they cant find a man and you should believe her. What you did was courageous and this shouldn’t stop you from trying in the future.
I read about a guy on a website who just trolled bars for hours at a time, eavesdropping on every conversation between anyone he considered remotely attractive. At the slightest hint of desperation, he would run up to a table and announce "I am a single man! Please date me! I will feed you dinner and then we can be together!"
He is the most successful anon in history. Goes on dates every single day of his life. Little black book contains hundreds of phone numbers from women desperate for a second chance at him. But he doesn't stop. One Date Only, that's his policy. He's just too much of a hot commodity to deprive the rest of the Femoid Race of his charms.
This is the real reason OP's story is about a woman who is single.
Is he called Ataru Moroboshi by any chance? Xd
Or she's just unlucky. Or has some other understandable and solveable problem in her life. Lesson is, just approach anyone you find hot. If they reject you, that's fine. If you find you don't like them and reject them later, that's fine too. Most people aren't "bad", and rejection isn't bad either - it is simply the process by which people figure out who they are compatible with. It sure doesn't feel good - but the one thing that is sure to stunt your progress in finding partners is avoiding things that are uncomfortable
Lesson here: definitely take away life lessons from a greentext