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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon asks out a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 26 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I misread that as aromatic and was quite confused.

[–] Leomas@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Look, I might be a bit aromatic sometimes, but no, that's not what I meant.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

"Glad I smell good reading this"

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

They reproduce by spreading spores like Rob Lowe's character on The Orville