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Anon asks out a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world -5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

People who frequent bars are shitty people

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Haha, yeah, totally, people hanging out in public and enjoying a beverage in an adults-only environment are bad! The real stars are the neckbeard losers whining about what other people do for fun.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world -3 points 5 days ago

The fuck are you talking about? OP is in a bar trying to pickup chicks like it's 1970.

Bars are where old losers hang out who never made their own friends. It's like the boomers' version of the people who only use dating apps for validation.