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Its actually because I'm a noob πŸ˜“ (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Am baby

My code is disgusting 🫠

But I'm getting better every day!

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[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, most capitalist are ashamed about the codebase as well, because they don’t want you to see how they save on refactoring and clean bug fixing but patch temporary crap onto it and never implement final solution resulting in an non-auditable mess they call secure, because, β€œyou have to know this exists to use the exploit, and who should ever know?!”

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

I hope my proprietory coffee never gets open sourced because I'll never work again if anybody sees this shit.