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[โ€“] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Awww did mum and dad not let you use the phone? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Anyway the correct response is fake+gay. If you analyze it you've already lost.