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[–] StrixUralensis@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 25 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

You have all the google (/other corp) services making your life easier, turning on the lights when you say so, syncing your files, emails across all you devices, hosting your videos, editing your family pictures for you etc... and all that for free.

But what did you sacrifice for all that, Truman ?

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

You left out what anon truly cares about, the assigned wife appliance.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 4 points 10 hours ago