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[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I've googled it a few times in my life and honestly have failed to find it. I feel like it's been scrubbed from the internet, but that simply cannot be true. I refuse to have seen all of those fucking shock sites and still be left with a white whale. I need goatse.

[–] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 2 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

I need goatse.

It's in wayback machine under original URL. Just scroll to oldest copy of the site.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Haha yeah found it, definitely got an eyeful.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So what is it? I'm not gonna look it up 😱

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It's not that bad! It's just fleshy. You'll be fine, just maybe not when you're eating... Especially not any kind of red jelly. 😂

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Hah cheated you by checking Wikipedia:

goatse.cx, often referred to simply as "Goatse", was originally an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture, entitled hello.jpg, showing a naked man widely stretching his anus with both hands

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