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[–] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wouldn't want any other person to touch my keyboard. I blame the lack of accessible cleaning supplies and the fact that if anyone higher up sees me not staring at my screen with a hand on the keyboard they'll think I'm lazy and not working. Which is true, but they don't need to be thinking that.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

If you redlined a vehicle all the time it’ll break down faster.