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[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (10 children)

This is why I avoid giving concrete estimates whenever possible.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I just say "five days"

[–] hex123456@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

https://media.tenor.com/Hl1Buq3s2_4AAAAM/two-weeks.gif

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Ah, I see you've looked at my JIRA tickets with my new employer

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