5 patties? i call that a waist of food.
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You won't have a waist if you keep eating like that.
Expensive.
Carl's Jr. used to sell a "Six-Dollar Burger" for $3.95. The idea was six dollars was a lot to pay for a hamburger, so it must be a fantastic deal at $3.95, which was also a lot to pay for a hamburger at the time.
that burger is so fucking good
Widowmaker.
hamberder
Big Hamburger.
I like that. Simple. Straightforward. To the point. No flashy PR nonsense because it doesn't need a hype man. It's just a big burger.
Want a big burger? Here's a big burger.
+5 Meatbomination of Heart Disease.
Cholesterol +5 Obesity +5 Self-esteme -1 Lifespan -5
Heartburn (ex.): upon consumption inflict 1 point of damage (acid, internal) and reduce effective sleep by 4 hours.
It looks like it has the worst meat to bread to cheese ratio I've ever seen on a burger
Seriously. Remove one patty, add a bunch of pickles, and some lettuce, tomato, whatever, and maybe we can talk... about emergency phone numbers and my insurance card. But I'd probably negotiate for the center patty, too.
fuck pickles on burgers
It needs at least twice as much cheese before I'd eat it.
spotted the american
Sextuple bypass.
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Fred? Fred Cheeseheart? Is that you?
It looks like it's from Burger King so I would just call it "garbage."
The Donald.
At In-N-Out, it would be a 5x5 (five by five). That sounds reasonable to me.
Waste.
Beefburger
"The Pentattack"
Five cow burger
Charbroiled Coronary
Damnburger.
Pentabalicious
Il McStatunitense
think juciy meat sandwich
I'd call it The Terrible Ratio
Doesn't look tasty at all.
Personally, as a US American, I find it offensive that other languages are so specific and pedantic about their foods that you can't even call a dish "noodles" without a thirty down votes and at least one 20,000 word essay on why you're wrong and why you're wrong for being wrong and yet here we are, several minutes into a thread and nobody's pointed out that this is a cheeseburger.
Also, its name would be Lucas.
I could see an argument for a cheeseburger being a type of hamburger.
All cheeseburgers are hamburgers, not all hamburgers are cheeseburgers
It is, but if you ask for a hamburger with cheese, I'm going to look at you weird, and I'll ask if you want the cheese melted.
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A disgusting meatball on bread.
It's a trick question!!
I call it a "cheeseburger". 🥸
Cheeseburgers are a strict subset of hamburgers, in my opinion.
Food science fight!
Food science fight!
Food science fight!
That should be a YouTube channel
Chest clincher.
Artery Hardener
Big Burger sounds better. BB.
BBC. Big Burger with Cheese.
My wife loves big burgers with cheese! I always see bbc in her search history!
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MeatBrick: a culinary hate crime.
Fatties patties
American breakfast.
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