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[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 77 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

except you couldn't make PENCE say PENIS with only a blue sharpie.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They clearly used white as well.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

White sharpies are too expensive. I'm out

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

The real trick is to just get a roll of white tape for that part

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 18 points 3 weeks ago

Reminds me of when kids would steal letters off of the signage board in highschool for presidents day so that it read “Penis Day - No School”

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 32 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

What did that even say originally? First line is "Trump" of course, but what's the second and third line supposed to be?

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 57 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I think this is that the unmodified version looked like

[–] Una@europe.pub 8 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

No one knows.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

It's a unit of currency.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Pence is the opposite of suspense

[–] ericatty@infosec.pub 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pence was the vice president of the first term.

He was threatened with murder by the end

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Two pence, or tuppence, is 2 pennies, so a pence must be one penny. A Trumpence is valueless, however.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

whenever i hear/see the word tuppence i think of Thank Goodness You're Here. which is not very often cause it happened once since I played the game and it was just now. but still.

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the second was Pence but really spaced out like they didn't know what kerning was

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How did you make the r and n almost completely overlap? Letter sorcery...

[–] Kryptkravler@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Some humans are like warlocks, but with words and letters. Wordlocks, really.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

i cast eldritch blurst

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 weeks ago

Third is make America great again

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Pence, maga

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not a mock-up. This really happened.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Man they were telling us the whole time.

[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

So, if im the one getting jerked off, its not gay, right? He's just doing me a favor right? He wasnt not cute

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

someone hasn't visited rural America in the last 9 years.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I have no desire to visit the USA tbh

[–] DFX4509B_2@lemmy.org 12 points 4 weeks ago

I laughed way harder than I should've at that.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 weeks ago
[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago