Thats 3 separate cuts rather than just 1 or 0..
Typical capitalist thinking, multiply the amount of needed labor just for product appearance. Instead of trying to archive the same performance with less labor.
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This sandwich is straight out of the USSR.
Unnecessary labor that only exists to keep sandwich cutters employed. It produces an odd looking product that would never last in a free market economy. This is the Lada of sandwich cuts.
This is a sandwich for Khrushchev.
USSR was capitalist. A ruling elite used the means of production to control society. That's capitalism.
My grandfather worked in the Norilsk sandwich mines as state sandwich cutter. I stand by what I said.
This is a bourgeois sandwich, made with the blood of the proletariat for the advancement of the capitalist brutality
Minimizes crust per bite, while still keeping the largest possible structural integrity from the crust for each piece.
Maximizes surface area per piece, can make it feel like you ended up eating more sandwich compared to traditional slices.
Known as the "Duff Cut"
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ot: Why post this with the tweet/skeet? It doesn’t add anything. And why do is see this guy’s tweets here so often who is this?
Attribution 😉
You think Jonathan made the meme? The wording implies otherwise.
Not necessarily. But I am quite sure that Jonathan made the tweet.
But the tweet is superfluous, it’s not the point of the image. Hence the confusion why it’s there at all.
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This could bring peace to the Middle East.
The three slice solution
Where is thine god now?
I cut my kids lunch sandwiches into all sorts of whacky shapes. They love it.
Oooh what kind of shapes?
Dodecahedron
Icosahedron would be more aesthetically pleasing. Not to mention helpful for initiative rolls.
"Just round, if you think that's funny"
I never slice my sandwiches at all and never will. Why do that extra step? Seriously, why?
A lot of people have gaps in the contact of their front teeth. This makes it difficult to cut things like lettuce and tomato. Cutting reduces the sad event where you think you are clear but you yank out all the veg.
Wow I never put 2 and 2 together. That is the reason my sandwiches always fall apart. Man the more you know I guess.
Just bite harder
(Kidding)
I was in a pizzeria with 2 friends and we bought 2 pizzas. In order to divide them equally we have asked to cut them into 6 pieces instead of usual 4. They have cut them in usual 4 orthogonal pieces and then have done a diagonal cut. At the end, we technically have cut them to 6 pieces, but it haven't helped us to divide them equally 😕
okay but that's a big sandwich right? I'm not going crazy?
Yes those are either massive pieces of bread or that plate is deceptively small.
Looks average to me
Bikini bottom slicing!
Now I'm hungry
I'm going to eat the whole damn thing anyway. ZERO cuts.
Impressive. Totally using this from now on
Instead, cut a V shape into the sammy. 2 cuts, 3 triangle tips.
Incidentally this is also a good way to bust up those weird oblong pizzas
Hmm... what does this remind me of... :)
What is on that sandwich? Looks like pickled radish slices.
That's ham bro
Don't worry I see it too. I really miss the middle Eastern butcher shop that had these now.
Looks like shitty cold cuts imo
I've always cut this way, using a fork for a subtle curve, and it allows for 3 fairly equal bites, that feel like the right size for my mouth.
Who are you, Robert Z'Dar?
High school calculus did not prepare me for this. Area under the crust?
Errybody be kung fu slicing! 🥪
I don't like how two are so crust heavy.
The fact that two pieces have four sides makes me irrationally angry. You could have achieved balance and reduced cut count by one.
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