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[–] bbiva@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 day ago

As an EMT, we call this job security.

[–] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can think of five reasons you shouldn't do this.

Whoops now I can only think of 4.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 70 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I cannot let the invasive thoughts win.

Tablesaws take up so much space and I only need one maybe 2-3 times a year. The bucketsaw is very tempting. Just needs some ratchet straps and quick clamps.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 86 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Don't forget a second bucket for all the blood.

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I don’t think the second bucket would be all that useful.

If the blade is cutting down into the wood like it’s supposed to, most likely the blood would go down into the primary bucket or go all the way around and start turn the walls and ceiling of the garage into a Jackson Pollock painting.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The dust ejector would be pointed mostly into this bucket so the blood would too. Until you ran off waving your new stump around anyway.

So you wont have enough fingers to hold new bucket. Pointless.

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No that just goes in the botyomof the first one. With the sawdust for easy cleanup!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Just wire up a pedal you need to actively step on to make it operational!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Thats why I have a 10 inch job site unit that folds up and stashes out of the way

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I would highly recommend a track saw instead, depending on use case. Fingers don't grow back.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Depending on use case. Fingers don't grow back.

What is the use case to regrow a finger?

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Being able to flip off an alligator more than once

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That's what you got 2 hands for.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not an alligator, but I don't know what I'd do if someone gave me the middle toe

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't know, I'm kind of on a budget

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago

You can even sell your lost limbs for a bit of extra cash!

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You can make your own bootleg track saw out of a regular skilsaw and some scraps. Personally I haven't even bothered doing that, and just clamp a straight edge to whatever I'm cutting when I need to make a long straight cut. It's a lot slower and more fidgety than having a real track, but I rarely make cuts like that.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just have your friend sit on the side of the bucket to stabilise it.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 7 points 2 days ago

Like grip between his/her knees?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And some concrete in the base

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Or a kettle bell

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 20 points 2 days ago

Poop bucket with auto-wipe.

[–] jafra@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 2 days ago

I hate my fingers too.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You might think the cord should be on the other side, but it is designed to act as a fuse.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 28 points 2 days ago

Poor man's sawstop: just wrap the cord around your hands while you're cutting!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

if they didn't want it to be used like this, why is it bucket sized?

The bucket serves a dual function by also capturing the bloody mess when that is inevitably needed.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Mumbai mechanics

[–] waldo_was_here@piefed.social 24 points 3 days ago

Ah ,yes the texas table saw massacre

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Hello OHSAA! I would like to report a job site…..

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"This number has been disconnected. Please hang up now and try again..."

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

*goes and checks on NIOSH in the other, eerily quiet room...*

Oh dear God, no...

[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)
[–] Emi@ani.social 42 points 3 days ago

You tape over the trigger and plug it in.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

https://www.harborfreight.com/momentary-power-foot-switch-57199.html

I have one of these on my big "real" table saw as well, because the location of its power switch is deeply inconvenient.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I use one of those for my shopvac and regular vacuum too. It's just damn useful not having to constantly hit a tiny switch on the side. Just squeeze the pedal.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

also means it's not gonna keep going when you step away, always good to prevent machine independence

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

you plug it in.

I remember going to work with my father. he was in construction and I was the bitch. "go get this" "go do that" kind of stuff.

one day one if the guys hands me a black cord and says to plug it in. so I do.

black cord was connected to a circular saw which had the guard and trigger ziptied open/on. it was laying on the floor and took off like a bat out of hell.

before I knew what the fuck was happening it was clear across the other side of the house and just zipped off the edge and unplugged itself.

the guys all stood around laughing, bent over even.

good times.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Show it your hardwoods.

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[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

I like to fill the bucket with water to cool the blade when cutting metal.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

Just screw the barrel to a 2'x4' sheet of 3/4 plywood.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Put paint in the bucket and it's a paint gun.

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