Comfort Horse: SHOW ME TO THE DOOMED ONE.
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2025
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Imagine Peyo deciding to drop a 20 lb load as he's visiting you in your final hours
I think I'd die there and then
"Well, I'm not cleaning that up."
I would be honored.
Especially The Terminator of horses. That thing is on frickin roids.
Genuinely surprised it's real https://www.truthorfiction.com/peyo-horse-hospital/
Horspital.
Oh the video on that article was beautiful!
Internet poisoned brain
Sir, that's called brain rot now
Sir, that is specially cultivated blue rot from the vafflium blumidi bacteria stains, it gives the brain special properties that only the most noble of us internet scholars & memes connoisseurs can fully appreciate.
Don't even have to click that to know what you've done
It's in my brainhole!!!
It makes for a cleaner connection with hypha when I dial up to the mycelium network.
Jup, this is where my brainhole went first too - what joke to post, like: a terminal gooner that overdosed on r/clopclop granted a swift death
Ask not for whom the Horse clops, it clops for thee.
Sweet Lady Death, I can hear her hooves!
Thought it was gonna say "The horse chooses which patient will die next" and honestly, good luck arguing with that absolute unit of a horse
LOL what kinda dark horse does that?.
Holy Terminal Horse Neck, Batman!
Yeah the picture being taken from that angle, makes me see how medieval painters saw horses.
This one will do.
I would be sad if I hear the clops and it didn't visit me. Should use stealth clops.
Idk, it would still feel comforting.
I don't just get to blink out (which is already a plus), but I get to go with a horsey too? Nice.
I’m guessing he doesn’t enter through the door in the picture.
He is less than 8 ft tall and three ft across (normal door dimensions?) at the withers so I think he would fit through the door
They should've named it Bad Horse
He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin....
Someone tried to copy that one episode of Wilfred.