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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 162 points 3 weeks ago

“I know that sound! My husband plays that mobile game all the time!”

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 115 points 3 weeks ago

Loving the chaotic evil energy at play here.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 101 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Play the Pornhub sound and watch every teen in the family get a Pavlovian response.

[–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The cleanup is so messy though.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's gonna be a sordid family affair.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I just wanna go up to the teens table and ask them what 6-7 is and watch their reaction

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 61 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hate seeing this punchable face. Don't normalize him.

[–] threeduck@aussie.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago

Don't normalise him? He's the president...? I don't think a Lemmy boycott of reaction pics is gonna sway much.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 3 weeks ago

Or the Truth Social theme to root out pedophiles

[–] blackroses97@lemmy.zip 49 points 2 weeks ago

Absolutely here for the chaos

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Pro tip: You can customize the notification sound ~~now, even on the free tier~~ at the OS level. Don't tell the conservatives.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My phone is on 24/7 silent mode so I'm not up to date, but isn't this something you could do on the OS level?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, my bad! You're right. I completely forgot I set it via the notifications panel on Android.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm going to play the grindr sound if I ever come across you

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

come across you

Are we still doing phrasing?

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

If you have freedom OS, definitely

[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

What person under 50 even has notification sound turned on?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That is legitimately thoughtful! That will keep plenty of users safe without them having to "closet" the app by muting it. It wouldn't have crossed my mind to do that. Nice job, Grindr!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What does that noise sound like?

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 54 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Do different apps have different notification sounds? I'm a vibrate only person but I thought a notification sound was a notification sound, not some custom ring tone.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a sounder. I'll take sounding over the vibrator every time!

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can someone pass the eye bleach? I need to unsee this comment bad

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Best I can do is hand you a smooth bore flintlock pistol.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes, brain bleach.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

ig it depends on OS? like maybe on IOS apps can choose their own sound? i always had a system wide notification tone on android

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Android has a default notification sound, which you can change in the srttings, and most apps will not overwrite that. But apps have the option to have a different one. Snapchat for example has a custom one.

It's pretty surprising that an app like Grindr would make use of that option, I think they have a high amount of users that would like to avoid others knowing they use the app.

[–] jcg@halubilo.social 12 points 3 weeks ago

On Android some apps have their own notification sounds, too. It's very common with chat apps and other social apps (dating, language exchange, that kind of thing) and some very annoying games that earn a pretty quick disable or uninstall from me.

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

"brrrroink"

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 34 points 2 weeks ago

I have an uncle who's a homosexual "pray away the gay" ultra conservative Christian currently married to a woman. Scummiest most hateful bigoted abuser I've ever had the displeasure of meeting. He recently had a heart attack, unfortunately he recovered, but I would like to give satan another shot at the soul he's owed. Alas, I moved leagues away to get away from those people so no dice. Good idea to bank though.

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Now I feel a need to know: does Grindr really have a custom notification noise, one that sounds different from any other app!?

Yes it does. The notification noise is actually linked in a couple of other comments in this thread. I'm ace so I've never used the app personally but it's rather distinctive to at least my ear and unlike any notification noise I've ever heard in a default Android environment. idk about Apple, but after hearing the noise myself I 100% believe that anyone who has used that app for any appreciable amount of time would absolutely recognize that notification noise immediately.

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've seen a buncha stories similar to this one about people freaking out thinking it's coming from their phone. I have to imagine it's some big unique thing that puts you in mind of half naked navy sailors swabbing the deck to show tunes or something with how often I've seen it refrenced

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have to imagine it’s some big unique thing that puts you in mind of half naked navy sailors swabbing the deck to show tunes or something with how often I’ve seen it refrenced

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQi0FkPYT8U

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking lol, I thought this would be a little two second clip of the grindr ring tone, glad I actually clicked

[–] cyrano@piefed.social 28 points 3 weeks ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

bluetooth speaker taped under someone's seat ought to do it

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Like a political fart machine

[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bonus points if you make this trick work during grace without everyone looking at you immediately.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

that's the best time to maximize psychological damage.

[–] khepri@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

or the pornhub drum sting lol

getting dragged to a conservative religious conference, will try

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
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