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[–] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io 101 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What happened?

You put all your eggs in one basket then let someone else carry it, that's what happened.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, why didn't I provision multiple backbones to my NOC? So shortsighted!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You: I consent

Host: I consent

Cloudflare: Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

[–] b0ber@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago

Guys my first day as intern was amazing! I even force pushed to prod!

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 15 points 2 weeks ago

Yeeeeah most of the stuff I host went down too. Including gregtech.eu

[–] mcmodknower@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 31ank@ani.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Didnt work for me yesterday since they use captcha challenges from cloudflare :|

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

it's not you, it's me 😂

[–] xoggy@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't see a problem. The broken escalator is still stairs.

[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

First i thought my internet connection has a problem,

after i thought i got a virus or my device is malfunctioning,

then i thought that my city has a problem, because of an image such as yours,

in the end i understood that the whole damn planet has the same problem.

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