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[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Ass for chin. Once you see it, it can't be unseen!

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'll take that over dick-nose EVERY time.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

You were looking for it. Weren't you?

[–] mienshao@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

DAMMIT! You’re right 😡

[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How would they know he has a mustache and an ear piercing and that he had male pattern baldness? I can understand the shape of the face and such…

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They got his face shape and then added styles that were documented to be popular at the time.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder... did he ride an obnoxiously loud horse? Was his gambeson adorned with the stylized emblems of various troubadours and/or bandit gangs? Did he run a shady laudanum business from the back office of the local inn?

[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

A bigger photo would surely show the onion on his belt

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Artwork of the cultures

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago

Is that Lemmy from Motorhead, holding the Ace of Spades. Give me an AI prompt without giving me an AI prompt

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He looks like he'd like to do two chicks at the same time. I bet if he were a millionaire, he could hook that up.

[–] ellieficent@reddthat.com 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I hear chicks dig dudes with money... well, maybe not all chicks, but the kinds that'd double up on a dude like him, at least.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago

I think he’d approve of the name of this platform.

[–] lemonwood@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago

At that time the Anglo Saxons where foreigners among the Celtic Britons and their Romano British Culture. So he would probably be surprised, that no one is speaking Brittonic or Latin anymore. He might have gone to great length learning those native languages when he arrived in Britain and now people only speak a weird, very simplified baby version of his own West Germanic language with half the grammar and consonants taken out and the vowels all shifted around like a parody of his language.

[–] Jagget@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He looks like that old guy building fences from the Clarkson's Farm

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Gerald. That was my first thought.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Looks more like a gaul to me.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

ikr he and Obelix oughta go bash some Romans.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I know plenty of people in Frankish Germany that look like that guy!

[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

he looks like every mid 30s guy that refuses to age and that buys 12$ coffee at local coffee shops because they can definitely taste the difference

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

mid 30? mid 50 at least.

[–] meejle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

God, I bet those replies were a cesspit

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Its such a shame, since instead of being about adapting to modern technology it becomes about dog whistles and exclusionary politics.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think they got the neckline wrong. This guy definitely wears a deep-V.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Guy looks like he's about to drink some potion and really fuck some Romans up.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He'd complain about immigrants taking his job as an unemployed drunk man.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

At least he had access to a proto-bassguitar.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That…that’s just Derrick. I just talked to him at work this morning.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

Don't leave us hanging, what does he think of England today?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] shiroininja@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thats just Davey havoc in 2025

[–] Isa@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

For that, they got horses, back then, and they called themselves Knight (as in Knight Rider) … or so I heard.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago