aeronmelon

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

Mechanics would be passing out due to how bad the hanger bay smells.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Yes, please stop building both of those things.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Or a solar farm, so it doesn’t have to be an eyesore either.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

“Guys, I fucked up. I watched the WRONG Alien vs Predator movie. I need therapy.”

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

Implying priests hire adult escorts.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 28 points 18 hours ago

That’s exactly how I lost a full-time technical position at Apple. Weird.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 47 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

He’s the reason why they won’t come back.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

This is the correct response.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

Okay, if a fucking dictionary is paywalled we have gone way beyond the red line for social recovery.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 101 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (13 children)

I wrote a program in Basic on my Commodore 64 at 6.

I didn’t know how to save my work. I typed and manually proofread code for three hours. It worked. The program was lost when I powered it down.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Charcoal… used to cook more bacon.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

If someone was a professional clown, and their gravestone doesn’t squeak when you push it, were they a professional clown?

 
 

The icing on the cake is them now capping your watch history. They're already selling my data, but I can't mark too many things as watched without paying? Even if all the floating tiles and sliders loaded in a way they could be seen and used, that's taking it too far. What a shit show that site has become.

Any suggestions?

 
 

cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/c/blood_donors/p/1086063/we-know-you-have-the-blood

we know you have the blood

 

cross-posted from: https://crazypeople.online/post/14860726

Nah, yeah, y'all

 
 
 

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Cast listing from the movie Last Days in the Desert.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/54126025

 
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