Shrimps is ~~bugs~~ corn
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2025
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Dude, NSFW! My boss nearly caught me looking at this raw hard corn!
Is cornography banned from your workplace?
As long as it doesn't involve a corn hole
My wife's job once involved her having to visit cincinnaticornhole.com
What about CornHub?
Hard pore corn
It looks like it's going to crawl up your nose and into your brain.
I thought was a shrimp saying "heeeey" .
It was saying "RRRREEE UUUUUUU RREEEEAAADDDYY???"
Any professional corn farmers in the crowd? My unprofessional opinion: it didn’t get pollinated enough.
i'm not, but grampgramp had a farm. i can tell you with 97% certainty that that is not a cow
Man, there's nothing like the humble wisdom of an old farmhand to ground a person
humble? did you miss the sequins?
Corn on the nub.
I've never been more sad that the singular and plural for corn is the same.
This what happens when you dedicate your crop to Nurgle.
"Gentlemen, BEHOLD--"
Eh, as somebody who used to garden, sometimes the crop fails due to any number of factors outside your control. That's why you have a diverse range of crops so that you have something at the end of the harvest season.
What a mighty harvest!
Hi, is this corn still available before Thanksgiving?
That's huge!
Thought this was a biblically accurate lorikeet from the thumbnail
corn smut.
What is this, corn for ants?
Shrimp disguise
How'd op get a picture of my scrotum?
