Teleport 7 inches only because doing so in quick succession could look really funny
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2025
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Running as fast as Albert Einstein would be a considerable improvement.
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Is that a clean 7 inches, or would teleporting sideways cross over with some space I previously occupied?
There’s no cooldown so you can teleport an infinite distance as long as it’s magic Star Trek teleportation and not The Prestige murder based teleportation
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- breed oysters > profit
- sell gravel
- still prob useful if you chain teleport real fast?
- why
- must be a job somewhere for you
- can instantly tell if a container isnt empty, work in customs or something?
- doctorate in archeology
- albert einstein when? now? yikes, when he was young? depends on your relative age and physical form
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Control toasters, duh. I'm gonna survive the AI revolution
7 inches is a lot. Almost too much you could say. 5 is enough.. Right?
Albert Einstein can probably run faster than me honestly so I'm going with that
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#7 Can instantly see inside any empty container
Everyone that watches Love Island and won't shut up about it are now transparent
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Considering how my driveway gets completely washed away any time it rains, I'm going with #2 no questions asked.
Don't even have to read the rest of them, gravel is expensive!
- Damn you Plutarch!