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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I'll take 7 for sure. Now it's time to consider "what defines a container?"

Alternatively 2 or 3 depending on how the gravel is delivered and/or if I can chain teleport.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The empty part is probably more necessary to define.

You may only be able to see inside empty containers in a vacuum

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[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 5 points 5 days ago

I will take 5 please, nothing more frustrating then the toaster misbehaving!

[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Albert Einstein can probably run faster than me honestly so I'm going with that

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[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

The seven inches enderman right there is more useful than you think when you can stack the teleports together

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

2 and 7 of course

[–] vane@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
  1. Open franchise that sells toast bread. Burn all toasters in the world that are not used in your chain. Raise prices to ridiculous amounts. Build a big toaster rocket. Fly away.
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[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Gotta go with 7 here.

Can I take all 9 and never have printer troubles again?

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

Teleport how often?

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