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You say "apple" to me and I'm #1, glossy skin, insides, all that

And how in the hell does one navigate life, or enjoy a book, if they're not a #1?! Reading a book is like watching a movie. I subconsciously assign actor's faces to characters and watch as the book rolls on.

Yet #5's are not handicapped in the slightest. They're so "normal" that mankind is just now figuring out we're far apart on this thing. Fucking weird.

EDIT: Showed this to my wife and she was somewhat mystified as to what I was asking. Pretty sure she's a 5. I get frustrated as hell when I ask her to describe a thing and she's clueless. "Did the radiator hose pop off, or is it torn and cracked?" "I don't know!"

EDIT2: The first Star Wars book after the movie came out was Splinter in the Mind's Eye. I feel like I got that title. What's it mean to you?

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This is really about how much abstraction you have in your thinking. I've seen people be very heavily on the #1 side when i was a kid, and it was always baffling to me that people seem to be unable to talk about objects if they don't have very detailed descriptions of superficial details that seemed completely irrelevant to me.

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 3 points 1 week ago
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

am I the only one like this?

it's all in my head

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'm somewhere between 5 and 4 if I'm really trying. Never felt like a handicap or anything before

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Do you guys sometimes also get the weird feeling of: "this is my body, this is planet earth, this is my flat and I live here." Sometimes that happens. And when that happens, I usually think about things like how the universe came to be the big bang, the laws of physics fighting each other until settling on a seady state. Then the Earth is created, millions of years of evolution go by and here you are, sitting on the toilet. The entire chain of thought only lasts for about five seconds and then you're again stuck with the feeling of "I am back here on planet Earth". Do you guys also get that sometimes?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

Kinda? I usually drift about how the hell we even reached our current situation from the beginning of the universe; how, despite being a huge collection of cells and bacteria, we understand ourselves as a single unit

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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

fuck you, I'm imagining a rainbow tapdancing apple with a top hat on a Roomba on a taxi

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Too fun and interesting to be a shitpost. Half my family are 1 the other half are 5. Woo!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

And how the hell does one navigate life.

When tying your shoelaces what images or dialogue do you have in your head?

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[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 3 points 1 week ago

One time I had a dream about the ascii game I played. I dreamed it both IN TEXT, and my brain produced images of the people, places, and things at the same time as I usually imagined them.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I am probably 1/2, but creating images in my mind is not something I do on a daily basis, which is probably why I lack creativity in certain areas. Also I had hard time remembering faces for most of my life, and only recently it get slightly better.

Also I've noticed that the more I think about how something looks like the less I am able to picture it in my head, sometimes even not being able to remember my crush's face which is probably strange as fuck.

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