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[–] watson@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I like how the math pipe and the cup of espresso are in the same picture

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 90 points 1 week ago (2 children)

math pipe

I love smoking equations.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of that service for college students called "My Math Lab"

Surely it's been renamed or retired by now though.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Gods I hated that program...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

It was a graveyard graph

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago

Is that Mila Kunis?

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I used to love getting high on math and multiplying all night, but more and more, it just didn't add up for me. It clearly wasn't amounting to a net positive. Anyway, I don't mean to be divisive, I know a lot of you are mathheads.

I try to quit. Math is the square root of all evil for me.

Just stay off the irrational shit. That will fuck you up.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

once.

Oh no it found us even here!

[–] ftbd@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

Replace meth with weed and you got yourself a great sunday morning breakfast

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Nah, look where they "touch". It's just a close crop of two white-background photos

[–] DaleGribble88@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Coffee God and Cigarettes are all that I need

EDIT: In case someone is one of today's lucky 10,000 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKclBgisCMA

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Your Bible? Your American flag? Your gun?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

not sure what the squats has to do with it.

also, the tunnel lights make it look like there's fire coming from the bottle.

Also, this shit will make you feel good all the time, until you stop/run out of money/time/health to keep doing them.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought the feeling good was sarcasm.

Someone has never smoked speed and it shows

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Smoke crack, gamble, do heavy squats. Feel amazing.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Literally shaking right now waiting to do all that. That's called dedication.

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

The same person turning 50: fuck why is my life so miserable

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Squats are life.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Smh chug the beer so you can see the road. Safety first!

[–] ODGreen@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Kyriakos Grizzly spotted. Hail our bloatlord.