I've seen and heard both men and women bring up their own stretch marks, but I've almost* never seen or heard anyone of any gender bring up someone else's. And I have stretch marks, and have been seen naked by several people of various genders.

*the one exception I've seen is as part of a list of reasons husbands have given for why they find their wives unattractive post pregnancy. And that was maybe twice and in anonymous comments.

I notice but its not bad. Theyre just additional unique features.

You're right you shouldn't make fun of your GFs wrinkly balls either.

You can just call them psychopaths.

"I don't have shit on my shoes, but down in the sewer....."

I had a one night stand where the guy warned me he had only one ball. My immediate (in my head) reaction was I would not have noticed.

They shift around on their own and sometimes one or both hide for some reason, and honestly I respect the hell out of such a chaotic organ, but they are purely unreliable. Just imagine going through life thinking testicles are stagnant and neat, two nuts in a skin sack, only to find out half the population has these roving jizz pebbles constantly on the move. Our word for 'planet' comes from the greek word for 'wanderer,' and so should testicles have been named. They wander the groin as the trepidation of the spheres rolls planets across our skies. Never still.

So I guess they're okay. He didn't want me to touch his ball anyway.

Idk maybe but not in my experience. Could just be my balls are deeply unsexy.

They're kinda cute anyway.

bald at 15

Bro. 🫂