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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 74 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Feminem isn't real she can't hurt you.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago

This is the quality shitposting reddit was about, about a decade ago.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 26 points 6 days ago

Marsha Mathers

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dafuq just happened to my psyche‽

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago

God damnit that is fucking mastery!

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 41 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Watching people who look like they should be knee-deep in a mortgage and two jobs going out on adventures on bikes hits a bit different.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't knock adults going out on bike adventures. My primary mode of transit is an ebike and I've had a lot of good adventures going on trails and roads. Unfortunately there are cars but I can't help that.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 7 points 6 days ago

I live next to a very popular MTB town. Everywhere I look it's adults going out on bike adventures. It's driving half the economy around here.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They're about 5 years past their best-by date for playing teens.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They're all early 20s, which is the age everyone playing a teen was until the early 2000s. We've just finally evolved as viewers.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

We’ve just finally evolved as viewers.

I have a different theory.

There's a big difference between casting an actor in their 20's because they look young enough to pull off the teen thing and casting actual children in a show (finn was 14, brown was 12) who hit puberty in the middle of storytelling

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

If they were going to take 10 years to make a show, they should at least have had a story that spanned 10 years as well...

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 5 days ago

The older teens' actors where in their early 20s when the show started, which isn't too bad. Definitely not "knee-deep in a mortgage and two jobs" age.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

Weren't they driving in cars in season 5?

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

7th grade versus 10th grade apparently.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 6 days ago

Come on, fellow children, let us ride our BMXs and hang outside the 7-11 until the cold gets too into our bones.

[–] io@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago (6 children)

i didn't get country for old man, he is just going around killing people with his silly haircut and that's it?

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago
  • Haircut Dude is a hit man. He’s a remorseless psychopath. He’s hunting dude 2.
  • Dude 2 stumbled across a bunch of money from a drug-deal-gone-wrong. He’s trying to hide from everyone who wants it back, including Haircut Dude.
  • Dude 3 is a sheriff. He’s also looking for Dude 2, as part of his investigation into the drug-deal-gone-wrong. He realizes pretty quick that he’s in over his head and probably gonna die.
  • Dude 4 is a bounty hunter. He finds Dude 2 and offers to protect him, in exchange for the money.
  • Haircut Dude kills Dude 2 & 4 & the drug dealers & several others, but he also randomly spares some people, including Dude 2.

I disagree with the other fella who said there’s no moral or theme. This story is all about destiny, fate and the ever-persistent approach of our own deaths, and also we’re all responsible for our own actions but maybe not our own fates. The story is dripping with metaphor.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

It's mostly old men doing gruff old man dialogue, and I'm there for it.

It's not a traditional movie with happy endings and shit.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I am throwing the coin, call it.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago

Did you actually watch the movie? It's all in there...

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago

Dude's books are kinda just slice of life type shit. There is no over arching moral, they are not parables, it just is. Blood meridian really fucked me up trying to parse one of the main characters. It's not worth it. Just take them as a story.

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

What grade are the kids supposed to be in now? Season 4 was 9th grade. Are they 10th graders or was there a time jump?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca -5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The woman that plays the radio lesbian on the show looks 40.

Like. She REALLY looks 40.

I don't know if she's actually 40 or she's just done some very hard living but it kind of kills the immersion a bit. Still a good show.

And while most people would say it's not her fault that she's subject to the capricious whims of time, I say that if she isn't able to stop the progression of time using black magic or dangerous science then maybe she shouldn't have been an actress. I mean, Julia Robert's once spent thirteen years in 11:37 on September 24th, 2006, so don't give me your excuses, lady.

[–] scbasteve@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

LMAO no she doesn't. You're literally the only person to think that.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca -1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

OH NO, how could I ever have an opinion on something if it isn't shared by others, oh, my fragile ego, IT BURNS!!!

[–] scbasteve@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Bro, grow up lmao. You're on here spewing hate over a niche topic. And when people call you out for not sharing that opinion, you're now getting upset that people are attacking your own views.

Do you want to be hateful without getting hated on? Do you really think that's possible?

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Which character is the "radio lesbian"?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They "lady" is Maya Hawke, daughter of Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman. Show some respect!

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why the fuck should anyone show celebrities any respect?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was being facetious.

You seem really fun to be around

[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Tell a bad joke, people don't get it and now whining about it

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago

Nobody whining here but you. Wahhh why should I respect a celebrity