My only concern with that is the bacteria in it. At best you'll get e-coli in your upper intestines which will break down sugar before your system could digest it (it does work as a very not recommended weight loss bodyhack though), at worst it'll enter your bloodstream via some scars or even a bad gum/tooth causing sepsis.

Hershey's does not taste like shit.

It tastes like vomit. Get your facts straight.

If i remember correctly, they even sell them in poop shapes

They were considered premium, but the way they're produced is horribly unethical, even by coffee sourcing standards. The novelty was the fermentation that the beans would undergo after being eaten, and producers are now doing far more controlled fermentations on beans to get some insane flavors. They're still a premium, but if you're ever in the mood for something a little funky, you should look for an anaerobic fermentation or a co-ferment from a local roaster.

Yeah they're pretty expensive but apparently quite good. They force feed the cats as much of the stuff as they can to get the highest output keeping them in tiny cages and poorly fed (they can't properly digest the beans and get as little food as can be given to ensure max output)

Awful stuff really

Articles I've read mention that it tends to taste pretty bad, basically an earthy, watered down type of taste.

Tony has the biggest carrot in the hood

Sometimes in life you got to make a choice, my son.

Now, choose wisely.

Hot dark shit