this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2025
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[–] deacon@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This looks like AI, and that’s extra annoying because it would be hella cool if someone did this.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Excuse my shitty camera - the cover glass broke a while back and it got dirt on the sensor.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, this kind of thing isn’t fun anymore because someone just used ai to make this instead of actually take the time to make a hotdog wind chime.

[–] Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 13 points 3 days ago

Hell, I don't NEED a person to make it, Photoshop would've been just fine for me. But if someone did make it that'd be cool as hell.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My biggest beef with this is that I'm never going to believe a dog can skateboard again

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Well that I know is true, now if they start doing anything besides just cruising around then I won't buy it.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

heheh, beef

[–] Qwazpoi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

No thanks to the angry wasps this would bring

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

terrible AI image

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] X@piefed.world 11 points 3 days ago

Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sau-sag-es?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

........what is this from, and why do you instantly have this ready to go?

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Freddy Got Fingered you uncultured swine.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Hey, wait just a second...

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I feel like im actually a cultured swine for not knowing this.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I recently watched this and holy fuck I’m Tom Green’s character sometimes.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Daddy would like some sausage

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago

Plap plap plap

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] X@piefed.world 5 points 3 days ago

Glizzies galore

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

It's what a sword fight sounds like.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 days ago

Hello Peppa.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Note: the frequencies you get will vary depending on the brand, as well as beef vs. chicken.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

nods sagely

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago

I like when someone blows on my windmeat.

[–] X@piefed.world 6 points 3 days ago

blomp blomp blomp

Wiener Acoustic

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you want to attract wasps? Thats how you attract wasps.

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

That's what happens when you drink all day and skip lunch!

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago