this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I misread that as "chicken", and was like "eh, there's worse things she could have said....not MY kink, but nothing wrong with that."

Then I read it again to make sure I read it right...oh.....oh nooooooo.

Now I'm just sitting here, 99% sure that somewhere exists a woman who wants to have sex with a man who smells like fried chicken.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago

I did, too. I preferred the chicken. I should have left it at that.

[–] digredior@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 days ago

There’s a nonzero chance you know them too

[–] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago

Personally I would prefer ham or bacon but I can deal with chicken...

[–] Solrac@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Have you heard of Jeremy Team Fortress? He has a bucket of chicken

[–] basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] KernelTale@programming.dev 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Source, AI subtitles, made up, actually happened?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Made up, except the part where she's actively protecting pedophiles and likely got her job orally. AI has nothing to do with it.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

She can only speak in lies, so this image can’t be real.

[–] Sternout@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

Couldn't find it

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago
[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Well it really depends on the context \s

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

the most charitable interpretation is that she values childcaring a lot.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Uhhhhh, no.

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago

Sex with a woman who has just given birth? Still pretty weird, but less so than the alternative...

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip -4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

USA shitpost once again! yeaa!! we dont have enough!! yea!!

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Fix your shit and you won't be the butt of the joke anymore. Get on now, git.