So I guess you can be a smart fella AND a fart smella
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Are you a smart fellla or a fart smella?
Science says you may be both!
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I did a silent but deadly in a gas station line once and made a kid cry because of it. Never been more proud in my life.
Fart fetishists out here living forever
glances at Kissinger and Cheney
This would explain a lot
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Good news for anyone sharing a train with me this morning.
What about dog farts? She rips them all day long.
Everyone likes their own brand.
Yes, but not always.
I recently did a fart in bed whilst half asleep that woke me up and I tried to roll away from it.
It was so bad the wife asked me if I'd just shit the bed.
That's how you know you've succeeded in life.
Its like when you're walking up the stairs in an apartment building and you can smell somebody's cooking and you're like "ooh I wonder what they're cooking."
That's rarely been my case. Usually it's "it smells like someone died a few days ago but I'm not calling the cops"
That, plus crap
This is a screenshot of a news article.
This is a comment on a screenshot of a news article.
This is a reply on a comment on a screenshot of a news article.
This is a fart 💨
This is a very astute observation.
Asstoot observation 😂🤣
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My farts are awesome
I do feel like sampling your own farts is helpful... Like it's a gut biome health check
I'm sure it smells like shit though
Mine smells like freshly baked cookies.
Username checks out.
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How do you avoid it?... You are right there.
This explains all those morning exercises I see the Japanese doing daily. It was all fart escape training.
Finally, some good farting news
Big Fart propaganda!!
Been in a nursing home? This doesn't track.
It's already too late for them so they forgot to smell it all up hence the odor. One afternoon in a nursing home per week can do wonders for people who haven't Alzheimer's already!
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I am calling it now, Trump is going to be shilling canned farms to MAGA now.
Damn fart sniffers.
That south park episode where they fart in champagne glasses comes to mind.
The tagline seems to indicate they don't need to be your own
Well nobody around me has alzheimers... and by the power of egg salad sandwiches I'm going to do my part to make sure they never do.
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Thanks to my dogs, it looks like I have one less thing to worry about
My dog likes to stretch his front legs as he's getting off the couch, and in doing so, always, ALWAYS farts with these butthole spasms where it opens and closes several times. It's a fucking horror show. It's like watching the good place then suddenly cut to real life footage of a murder. Straight up traumatizing.
Your farts are still worthless to others. Just sayin.
It's just Brain Age: Multiplayer Edition
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In before we see bottled fart in amazon. And then following that high hyrdogen sulfide content premium grade farts and premium hydrogen sulfide with with added Methyl Mercaptan because it is shown to increase hydrogen sulfide intake
Hol'up. Now they're trying to tell us that while we're busy being poor, we can be "better" by huffing our own intestinal gases? Is this just them trying to normalize their own psychoses? Thafuq.
There was someone getting healthy on my flight today.
Turns out fart jar girl was on to something 😂🤣💨
How do people avoid smelling their own farts? Do they run away?
I bet Big Pharma is already farting out experiments
Seems more like an article the Sun would publish 🤣
Well this is certainly good news for me!
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