this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2025
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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 26 points 1 day ago

America’s least woke president

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago

sleepy Joe was all projection as usual

[–] formidable_asshat@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 9 points 1 day ago

Dementia Don

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sounds like a line dancing move.

Cowgirls do the dosey dee!

Cowboys do the dozy don!

Spin around and heel on three!

Rock it back, now 1, 2, 3! heel click!

YEEEEHAW!! 🤠🎻💤

Nobody stays awake like me. Nobody. I am tremendous at it. Everyone says it. Even the fake news people. Some people say I am the best in the world at staying awake. I have millions and millions of awake hours, and the greatest stamina.

[–] Bonifratz@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

So cute, dreaming of his big beautiful Bill.

[–] baconsunday@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Of all the times in history to believe shapeshifting reptilians are hiding out, nobody has anything to say about this lizard eyed fuck?

[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wish it would just happen already.

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

If he died in his sleep on live TV in the middle of these cabinet meeting tugjobs, there would still be people who believed that the Clintons killed him, but it would be way fewer than otherwise.

I hope Joe Biden outlives him. Just to spite everybody who said that Biden was too old and senile but never pointed that same criticism at their old and senile blob.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

As long as he's asleep he cannot post even more ridiculous nonsense.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

Dreaming of a white Christmas!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 day ago

Gaggle Gaggle Gaggle slurp.

[–] BigLime@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe Melania has sleep apnea

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Melania had her eyelids removed in 2021. It's why she wears da goggles.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

God I hate you for this.

Also, I think she’s actually Nosferatu.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I started a game last week where I take a shot anytime he’s awake. I haven’t cracked the bottle yet

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

I think the gold spray paint he covers everything in is off-gassing and giving him low levels of carbon monoxide poisoning.

Have a little nap and don't wake up