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[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

I remember the days when coders prided themselves in making the most from a little bit of memory. We are talking games at 100kb and incredible demos at 32kb.

Nowadays it is Unreal engine slop coming in at 100+gbs that run like garbage.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Johnny Mnemonic's memory doubler.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 6 points 20 hours ago

Whoa, is that a save button irl??

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

How old fashioned. Nowadays we download more RAM.

[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

How long before OEMs are selling SSDs as RAM?

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

They tried that (sort of) back in the Vista days. It was called ReadyBoost. Basically it involved using a flash drive to hold parts of the Windows page file instead of using the hard disk.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Given that SSDs are also impacted by this fuckery that doesn't seem hugely likely. However, I've already seen at least one punter suggesting placing your swap file on cloud storage, and at this rate I can't quite tell if they were being facetious or if this is a genuine harbinger of the magnitude of stupidity we're all going to be staring down in six months.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 hour ago

I saw someone who put their swapfile on Google drive

It was incredibly slow and impractical

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Just replace your swap file with an LLM. It'll just hallucinate your data as the CPU requests it. Problem solved.

[–] folekaule@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Memory compression is still available today, but it is built in to the operating system.

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Only the Japanese edition will save us

[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

That swap partition you like is going to come back in style.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

NVMe swap isn’t the worst idea I’ve heard today.

[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

But I'll bet I'm a pretty strong contender.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

I'm still running my old 90's computer that started with just 2 MB RAM. All I need to do is use this floppy disk whenever I need more. I'm at 32 GB now and I'll use it again when 64 GB becomes a requirement.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

for macintosh

I think the mac guys can afford whatever price for anything

https://www.apple.com/shop/product/mx5n3ll/a/pro-stand

EDIT : You might be thinking, Skullgrid, buddy, that's surely a supplemental accessory stand, and the actual display unit comes with a cheaper default stand , right?

FUCKING WRONG

https://www.apple.com/shop/buy-mac/pro-display-xdr/standard-glass?fnode=c35f245cf37170752d56dae6dcfcce3dfc3722bc840567d857f131466b5e63c5c97a25a15c08f406f66c41a1a2d11052ec5f2532f285e4d52605a59a2ea5669ee1201b6975ebfe4f96dcc7dd9337c004ef5386fb8e4fc874e732372a0af78903

They sold a 5K DOLLAR , not pixel, monitor that was basically a thin frame, and went, yeah, if you don't want to dump it on the floor, stand sold seperately, at ONE FIFTH of the price of the actual product.

If mac users can afford to swallow this shit, they can pay extra for ram. Which they were doing anyway, since it's fucking iMcRam exclusively anyway.