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[–] Perspectivist@feddit.uk 40 points 2 days ago (3 children)

There are countless ways I feel different from the people around me, but spending habits is a big one. I never had the urge to start buying things when I got money. I’ve just always saved it. Even as a kid, I had a chest with a lock on it where I kept all my savings. I was always the one people borrowed money from and paid back with interest.

Now as an adult, I find it even easier not to go on a spending spree when I get a large lump sum of money from somewhere, because getting more money doesn’t really enable me to buy something I couldn’t have bought before. Even when I do treat myself to something, it’s usually BIFL quality, so once I have it, I never need to buy it again.

I guess it’s worth noting that always being alone with no one to spend the money with helps too.

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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 67 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Spend it on a motorcycle before she notices

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (8 children)
[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's the bike I want. Well, actually the xsr700. But I'm cool with the 900 too if it fits the budget.

Why do you like about it and what do you wish it did better?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I really like the retro-modern fusion of the style. Its also got a nice assortment of rider aids and riding modes, so its no always on rocket mode. It is kind of on the edge of how big a bike can be (in terms of performance) for the street, so really it could be smaller and you won't notice much as far as regular riding; few people (myself not included) will be able to push the 900 to the limits. Its still fairly new to me so I cannot comment on how much of a pain any given maintenance will be.

[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For sure, the looks are #1 for me too. The thing I run into is needing space to carry things, primarily my workout gear and duffle bag, and sports bikes suck for cargo.

My Harley has two large saddle bags and even those aren't really enough space.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

On the xsr900 sub reddit I once saw someone with a good setup for soft luggage. Personally I have some bungie cords that i use to strap my backpack onto the back seat. MCs as a whole just aren't as practical that way. Ironically/underrated mopeds have build in storage and sacrificed all the cool points to just being pure practicality for urban mobility lol

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

An NC700/750 has about as much storage as a moped. But the real storage capacity comes when you start stacking stuff on the back, with the right bags/frame, you can transport basically anything you'd fit in the back of a minivan without lowering seats or shorted pickup without leaving the gate down.

[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

True!

I'll figure something out. I just love riding without a backpack, but that'll be difficult for a daily commuter retro sport bike.

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[–] Senseless@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'd get a driver's license for motorcycles and the motorcycle later. The licenses have become so insanely expensive here.

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[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 days ago

Donate the girlfriend to charity

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Caviar mukbang.

You want to be so full of roe that if an alien sliced you open your stomach would look like a pregnant salmon.

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[–] regdog@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Buy 18.000$ worth of candles.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Finally a budget i can agree with

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 10 points 2 days ago

$3,600 is more than enough candles for a normal family.

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 7 points 2 days ago

I agree, I'm looking for a ticket right now and you'll pay right?

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