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Anon is jokingly gay (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I'm happy for you or whatever.

Tell me about the fish.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 60 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Real: Annon is gay and makes the gay sex

Straight: Brother James escaping to keep their purity

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 37 points 4 days ago

Fake: anon has sexual intercourse.
Gay: anon fantasizes about gay sex.

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 4 days ago

The best kind of in-joke is one that involves someone cumming in me

[–] TheFerrango@lemmings.world 12 points 3 days ago

Fake: anon went outside Gay: didn’t say no homo afterwards

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What happened to James?

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 63 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He jokingly drowned

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ironic

[–] spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Don't ya think?

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 days ago

fake: who stays in touch with high school friends? gay: ???? I don't know

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Balls didn’t touch, checkmate bros

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 17 points 4 days ago

5 inches deep in another man's ass, it's not gay if you don't give him the reacharound

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago

We've found it. The Origin of the Gay-cation.

Cause it ain't gay on vacation.