What about joe
? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it's hilarious.
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hunter2
Chaotic Evil should be the current sha hash.
Hey Linus did you merge my branch into mommy? I really want to get it out.
HEAD
Boring answer: older repos are master, newer ones are main. I've worked at companies that did other things such as having the prod branch be a branch called prod.
It's master3. Don't question it!
prod
I like prod because it makes less assumptions on stability. It is what is being used, good luck with the rest.
Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.
Never merge. Only cherry pick.
You have met every team I have ever worked with apparently
How have you survived in this world without exploding into a million little fiery merge conflicts?
I let the interns handle those. If they survive, they get bragging rights.
🤡 for master
👽 for test
💩 for dev
belay your panic. even mommy cannot save you.
"testing"
don't wake up. fourth row just dropped.
Production made me lol
it's a one way ticket to having "who's on first?" problems
If you never pu5 anything into production then you never fail
“live” didn’t make it onto the list, I see.
Looks like it died.
Live and let die?
"fuck it, it''s friday"
release
we use git-flow in our company. So release is already another branch.
nowadays, mommy
"test"
Uhh, Daddy, obviously.
I only push and pull daddy.
Wait shit this is programming so i could probably push and pull mommy too.
Both are great!
Our development branch is "working", then we have specific dated snapshots where we run our datasets through our programs.
Some of my repos on github use either main or master.